You’ve suffered enough. It’s time to suck those floors clean with all the mouth power of a Remora fish suction riding a shark at 100 MPH. You’ve reached the time in your Adult Life to stop buying meh vacuums, and those clunking clunkers, and actually buy a vacuum that’s worth folding your arms over in the coffin. It’s time to get a Dyson!
Dysons are the Lambos of vacuums. People are obsessed. There is an entire subreddit (with nearly 5,000 members) exclusively for discussing the love of Dyson. People who own Dysons laugh, cry, sleep with them. Owning a Dyson